Is it wrong of me to take advantage of my elderly housekeepers heart problems for my own personal amusement?

What! No tea and crumpets in bed, what's the world coming to? this woman should be horsewhipped for neglecting her Master in such a callous way! I'd dock her meagre pay if I was you, also, threaten her with no pension when she retires at 100 years old, that should do the trick, the ungrateful wretch.